I have been having some fun with the attitudes of people and hope no one is offended. But lets face it, as long as there are people, there will be loads of things to laugh at and to wonder about.
One of my favorites is
Ferdinand D. Fighter:
He has yet seen a fight he avoided. This guy could start an argument in an empty room.
Argue HolinessStandards!
Argue Rapture!
Argue argue any thing.
It seems he wants to be noticed. See me? I am contending for the faith??
This guy can often be found on the internet looking for fights. Check out any religious discussion board and there he'll be looking for a fight. What fight? Any fight will suffice as long as its heated.