Keith Kangaroo:
He jumps from one subject to the next. He may start out Preaching (or teaching his Sunday School Class) on Noah's Ark and end up in the lion’s den with Daniel. Of course he stopped by:
- Jonah's house
- the cave David stayed in
- Joshua's camp
- The Garden of Eden
- Calvary's Hill
and
- the Jericho road.
By time he is done teaching or preaching, you have no idea what he talked about about. Once when a lady was asked what he talked about, she summed it up by saying " Oh a little bit of this and a little of that”.
People walk away with a dumbfounded look on their face. People whispered to each other the one burning question, "what on earth did he talk about?" "I dunno". If he is reading a book, you heard about that book in every sermon; at least until he starts a new book. If he is your Pastor or Sunday School Teacher, buy him a couple of books a week.
Lance Longwinded:
This guy just Preaches and Preaches and Preaches. He Preaches you into the alter, talks you out, Preaches you in again, then talks you out. His opening prayer could go 10 minutes no problem. The joke around his church is that when he says " IN CLOSING", there is at least 20 minutes left. He enjoys the sound of his own voice, and is like the energizer bunny, just keeps going and going. This church loves a revival service; maybe the evangelist will only preach an hour. Midweek service starts at 7:30 pm and ends at 9:00 pm, and they did not have a song service.
