The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver.
"I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and
"I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for.
