and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.
