want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at
least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
If you don't like Blonde Jokes..
A Hittite (an extinct culture) was terribly overweight, so her doctor
put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Hittite returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The Hittite nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
