Standing at quarters one morning while stationed aboard ship. Lieutenant Montgomery was doing the muster.

"JACKSON?"

"Here!"

"KIBBEY?"

"Yo."

"STEPHENS?"

"Present, sir."

"SEEBACK?"

Nothing.

"SEEBACK?!"

Still nothing.

"SEEBACK!!!!"

Quietly the division Chief whispered into the Lieutenant's ear, "Sir, turn the paper over."