After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, Tom eagerly asked his Recruiter what he could expect from jump school.
"Well," he said, "its three weeks long."

"What else," Tom asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said.

"The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" Tom asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."