Monday, November 01, 2010

A visiting speaker was impressed by the enthusiasm that our Christian
school students showed in their physical education class.

"I exercise, too," he sighed, faintly smiling at our pastor. "Every
morning I awaken to the alarm, jump from bed, and run around the
block six times."

As our pastor expressed surprise and offered hearty praise, the man
continued, "Then I kick the block under the bed and go back to sleep."