What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
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What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish.
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What is the vampire's favourite song?
Fangs for the memory.
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What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is a alight?
Crisp Kringle
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing.
It just let out a little wine.
