Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Midweek Humor (Church Bloopers)

Bulletin Bloopers are always funny.
(I panic and worry that one of mine will make the rounds some day)

  • Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
  • Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church Basement Saturday.
  • Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  • The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  • The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11th.
  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.