Sunday, February 26, 2006

Altar workers Guidelines (Part 2)

  • YOU need to believe
  • YOU need to be positive
  • Focus, don't be distracted (if you get distracted you might was well back off)
  • Do not offer massages or Chiropractic Adjustments
  • Do not rock them or shake them.
  • No back slapping

I was once visiting a church and watched a man shake his finger in a man's face and demand that receive the Holy Ghost.

In one church service a Catholic Priest was praying in the altar when suddenly he burst forth in other tongues; people started dancing and shouting all over the place.

Then...

Wednesday night came and the priest stood to testify and said...

"Sunday night I received the Holy Ghost, but not here at church. You see I was NOT speaking in Tongues, I was talking in Latin. You folks nearly beat me to death in the altar, shaking me, rocking me, patting my back, screaming at me and I had no choice but to speakin latin to protect myself.

But when I got home Sunday night I prayed and recieved the Holy Ghost at my bed side.