Friday, July 14, 2006

Even more things not to say to the Police

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Wanna race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...

Come on write the stinking ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.