11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.
14. Bad cop! No Donut!
15. Didn't I see you get your tail kicked on COPS?
16. Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
17. So...you on the take, or what?
18. What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to the .45 under my shirt.
