Isaac Immobile:
If he is a minister, he sits on the platform at watches the congregation.
- Worship time? He watches!
- Prayer time? He watches!
- Singing? He sings a little!
His favorite scripture is "Watch and Pray!" If someone in the congregation is not praying he'll know about it. Some kids call him the "prayer police". One young person asked me once " Why do Preachers just sit on the platform and stare people down?" I told him that at my church that didn't happen, he was surprised.
Isaiah Inarticulate:
He never studies or prepares. He gets up to preach and babbles and may come across as dumb, or scatterbrained.
If he is a Sunday School teacher he babbles and talks in circles, which of course makes the kids bored and they start shooting spit wads
If he is a song leader, he stands there and says '' does anyone have a song?''
One Isaiah stood in a church and with a forceful voice read his text, opened his mou and just stood there. Nothing happened. He opened his mouth again, and still nothing happened. You see, he had always heard that God would put words into your mouth. He hopes for anointing to compensate for ill preparedness. The scriptures say to be instant in season and out.
Ichabod Illprepared:
Isaiah's cousin. He comes to church and works on his sermon during the testimony service. He pastored a church and would show up 30 to 60 minutes late, the rule was no testimonies until he showed up. That's where he got his sermons. I've seen him drag out prayer while he finished up his notes; right in the pulpit. His notes were so messy and jumbled, at times he sounded just like his cousin, Isaiah Inarticulate. He may mistake yelling for anointing.
